Bright Spots Distract President

During an address today before a group of Healthcare Reformers, President Obama’s speech was interrupted briefly when two small bright spots appeared before the leader of the free world’s podium. Completely caught off-guard by the sudden intrusion of something that he was not in control of, the president immediately reached out to strike the two bright spots. The healthcare reformers in the audience struggled to understand the presidents’ wild movements and gestures to subdue and gain control of the bright spots.

Following the event, the media quickly responded by blaming the Republican Party for the presence of the bright spots. A spokesman for the administration claimed the brightspots would be subject to a full inquiry and subject to a full review of their tax history. After the conclusion of the event the president was reported as saying "It has never been my intention to ever have any Bright Spots in my term in office". It is assumed that Vice President Joe Biden assisted the President with this statement. When questioned regarding the incident, a spokesman for the secret service refused comment.